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[negativism]

if I remember correctly, both he and us screamed. granted he was a hell of a lot louder than we were.
combined.

how is he still our friend again?

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[lesinset]

must have been all that drama club crap
learning how to project his voice with no mic stuff

we ended up on the same debate team one year and found we all have the same theories on hamsters

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[negativism]

well, he is also a drama king so it makes sense

that and I think he latched onto both of us and wouldn't let go until we admitted we wanted to be friends

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[lesinset]

i think he left bruises from doing that
then he was always wiggling into our space and grabbing our hands

hes such a weirdo

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[negativism]

stronger than he looks
though the whining when i whipped his ass later on was almost worth it

at this rate it makes sense considering how much of weirdos we are

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[lesinset]

i guess
though i also think he had a crush on you too

we all are weirdos and this app home of weirdos

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[negativism]

who didn't he have a crush on tbh think one of the first comments when he found out who I'd be working for was a wolf whistle

guess we're all right at home, then, fucked up as it is

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[lesinset]

ryan in composition
you know
the guy who wore glasses without any lenses and had tattooed YOLO on his chest

seems so

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[negativism]

oh yeah, that dude. good guy just. why the yolo tattoo.

anyway

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[lesinset]

was surprise to learn it wasnt a drunk dare either

so
plans for your birthday

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[negativism]

to be fair, any tattoo artist worth his salt won't do it on a drunk person for at least five reasons, so. yeah I'd hope he wasn't drunk

what plans
you know me, I'm probably just going to be loafing around, might go out for a drink or two. nothing special

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[lesinset]

well you do have a girlfriend
maybe she would want to go out
or watch something together
but if you do stop by
i can have one of those favorite desserts of yours sent

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[negativism]

maybe?
it'll depend on if Yoon-sung's going to be busy at all

though also knowing him he'd almost shove me at it in some weird fucked-up glee

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[lesinset]

your boss is weird
and he is also odd
make him pay for a getaway for you and minako

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[negativism]

I mean I get why he's doing it
but at the same time

it almost makes me think he's just doing it to get his chance to get away? which kinda defeats the purpose of having me around?

I dunno
maybe I do need a vacation

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[lesinset]

chain him to his desk
cant get away that way

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[negativism]

see this is why I'm the bodyguard and you're not

pretty sure that'd violate several rules

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[lesinset]

true
i wouldnt say that
after all isnt it a logical way to keep him in place
just put a fridge and potty nearby

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[negativism]

logical? barely.
unethical? definitely

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[lesinset]

no fun
at all