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David Song

Hey, it's David. Can't answer right now, leave a message and I'll get back to it asap.

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if the app had sent THE WHOLE TEXT instead of just the horrifically embarrassing out of context part

you would've been reading about me complaining about the moms of this year's freshmen class

they're pushy and rude and have no respect for any of the people working to help their kids get settled in and their papers processed

one of them told me I was wearing too much make up

hence the "barely wear any as it is" text

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Clearly she's either blind or jealous. Probably both, honestly. I wouldn't worry about it.

[ Is this his indirect way of saying she's pretty? ... yeah. Probably. ]

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I know, you're right, I should just forget it, but

rrrrghhghhhh

she made me self-conscious and I hate that

who is she to judge standards of beauty anyways!!

I'M CUTE AS HECK and some STUCK UP MIDDLE AGED LADY can't tell me otherwise!!!

I will show her your testimonial text if she comes back again tomorrow I stg

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Feel free. And you are cute as it is, don't let some soccer mom who probably has that asymmetrical haircut that always asks for a manager get you down. Honestly depending on how petty you are, just do you best to look extra cute just to spite her.

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[Okay, she doesn't miss that one.]

I'm not that petty, but if I dress up extra cute tomorrow anyways, it's absolutely not related at all

thanks for the pep talk! And for thinking I'm cute (✩´꒳`✩)

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Of course not. :)

But don't worry about it, on either count. It's the truth.

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[Excuse her while she goes to have a mild heart attack for about fifteen minutes and wonder how she's going to answer this.]

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[ He apparently has that effect when he isn't sputtering himself. It's cool. ]

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[IT'S NOT COOL she has no cool right now...but luckily that doesn't show up when you're texting someone. When in doubt, use kaomojis.]

too bad cuteness doesn't earn me any points in kickboxing! Unless I use it as a distraction tactic ヾ(๑ゝڡ◕๑)ゝ

but thank you! (⁄ ⁄^⁄ᗨ⁄^⁄ ⁄) if you think so, then there's no way middle-aged moms can argue with me

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[ The beauty of digital/text communication, honestly. Makes things easier. ]

Even then you're out of luck on that one. That was one of the first lessons I was taught during job training. Good try, though.

And I'd like to think I would know what I'm talking about more than a middle-aged mom.

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no, not with you, I know that wouldn't work on you! [Unfortunately.] I mean with other opponents!

any man who can see a cute girl under buckets of sweat clearly has superior wisdom and I never should've doubted you, sensei (๑•ω•)و✧

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Just be careful on who you do that to if you do end up doing that. Might work too well.

Why thank you, I'd like to think I've gotten wiser over the years considering who I usually end up taking care of.

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isn't that a good thing? Then I can take advantage of them and kick their butts ♪

wisdom? From Yoon-sung? (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

I kid, I know he's super smart~ Just don't learn his bad habits!

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Look I need to make sure you don't have too much power, that's all.

Hard to believe, I know. But a stopped clock is right at least twice in a day. And don't worry, I'm usually the one trying to wrangle his bad habits into submission!

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さすがデヴィットさん ( ・◇・)! your iron-clad will is admirable

also

are you worried I'll start kicking your butt during sessions? (◕‿◕✿)

i'm actually impressed that i was able to translate that without looking it up, gj self

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That's probably the nicest way someone's said I'm stubborn.

Also I'll never tell. That'd ruin the whole thing.

\(>w<)/ yay!

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hey stubbornness can be a good thing! At least I think so, stubborn as I am~

booooo

fine, that just means I have to work twice as hard and start kicking your butt asap (๑•ω•)و✧

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True, considering how stubborn you are in trying to get a consistent takedown rate on yours truly.

So that's your motivation, huh. I see.

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oh

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oh my god

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OH MY GOD WHO TOLD YOU????

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seriously just delete me from your contacts

done!

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actually I'm gonna delete you from mine and then go dig a hole in the ground and never come up out of it goodbye David thanks for the lessons

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Hey
hold on

Minako it's fine! I'm just teasing!

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I mean

yeah, Faolan told me about the text but
honestly I think it's cute

even if it's not something you want to have taken out of context